Pardon the PUN. A pun is a play on words.
A pun is defined by Webster's dictionary as:
A pun is defined by Webster's dictionary as:
- "the humorous use of a word or words, which are formed or sounded alike but have different meanings, in such a way as to play on two or more of the possible applications; a play on words."
- Alarms: What an octopus is.
- Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes.
- Dockyard: A physician's garden.
- Incongruous: Where bills are passed.
- Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
- Oboe: An English tramp.
- Pasteurise: Too fast to see.
- Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.
- Toboggan: Why we go to an auction.
- Oboe: An English tramp.
Pasteurize: Too far to see.
Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.
Toboggan: Why we go to an auction.
- Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Orange you going to open the door?"
- Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.
Diplomat: One who is disarming, even if his country isn't.
Egotist: One who is me-deep in conversation.
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Middle Age: When actions creak louder than words.
Psychologist: A person that pulls habits out of rats.
