Do you have a nickname for your neighbors?

Trouble😨 

Drama, gossipy and messy old retired women. I speak and keep🏃 moving. 

The guy that lives opposite me is Pink Man (because he always seems to have sunburn), there is a large family up the road we call The Noisy House (people are always coming and going from there and they often have loud parties), an Indian family we call The Cosmics (they don't seem to care about anything and even let their children play on the roof, yes the roof, without any hint of concern), and we also had a neighbour called Decking Man (because his garden was covered with decking) :)

The guys across the street is "Excessive Leaf Blower Man". Every hour , he would crank up this loud gas powered leaf blower (he had a collection of blowers) and he'd start in his garage and work his way out into his yard,  then the neighbors yard, and even went as far as 5-8 houses down each way blowing imaginary debris out of the way.

It sounded like one of those dirt racing cross country motorcycle engines and he would crank it up a million times back and forth . It was torture for my ears and it made me jump out of my skin practically. I couidnt even hear the TV or any music I had on.

We all thought he was crazy. (He had just moved in a few months before)

I was actually getting severely stressed not knowing when he'd crank up that loud thing again. He went from 6::30 am to 10:30 pm. Daily.

One evening, three weeks ago at 8:30 pm, I couldn't take it anymore and I went out there and yelled across the street (I didn't know if he was crazy so I was worried to say something too close to him) and I said " EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME!! DO YOU THINK WE COUID HAVE A BREAK FOR THE DAY WITH THE BLOWING? ITS LATE AND BABIES IN THE AREA ARE SLEEPING AND I NEED TO WIND DOWN FOR THE DAY FROM THE NOISE. WOULD THAT BE OKAY WITH YOU?"

Wow you wouldn't guess, but he was so polite.

It turned out that he thought he was is impressing all of us (he is age 25) by keeping everything so clean (he would crank it up for 5 leaves and I am not joking).

It just never occurred to him how he was really being perceived and since then he rarely turns it on.  So it went from 10 times a day to a few times a week and he has been nothing but respectful and friendly since.

So now his name is "Former Leaf Blower Nice Guy".

Dear Roy Roy,

One of my best friends in Iowa was a woman who is gracious and friendly to everyone, works especially with the disadvantaged in our community, gives wonderful parties and potlucks outstanding fun, and so we as a kind of inverse compliment, we call her what she is absolutely NOT...

Donna Dangerous!

Before I moved there was one neighbor that was nicknamed "kaboose" she was the worst neighbor and hated to see anyone happy. So, she kinda deserved it lol.

But she did not actually know anyone was calling her that and I didnt make it up myself. Currently, I dont have any nicknames and I haven't had a single issue with my neighbors here.

Sorry Debrah!  :D

Yep, my neighbors are:
Ugly Bev
The Skank
Mr. Mouth
Humina Humina

i keep to myself so they probably have names for me

Used to have "Log Cabin Man" . . But he's moved, and the new owners can't just be the new "Log Cabin people" . . .

Our nearest neighbor is two miles down the road. After his house was built it was about a year before we accidentally saw him mowing his lawn and we exchanged "waves". Haven't seen him in two years so he is "Lawn Mower Man".

Cop guy, detective guy, veteran guy, and hunting guy. Umm, I never really had nicknames for them. Can you tell?

I used to live between 2 total opposite families.  One was obsessed with their property and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars improving it all the time.  The other barely mowed his grass.  I called one the Drysdales and the other the Clampetts.  :)

Your neighbours are watching you. Contact your local resistance unit and they will move you to a safe house whilst they arrange for false documents and an escape route to get you out of the country. Good grief!