A guy dies and ends up in Hell and he's starting to panic.The Devil says "Hey buddy, don't worry it's not as bad as everybody makes out.You'll love it here! !
"How come?"asks the dead guy.
"Well on Mondays, it's drinking day - wine, beer, vodka you name it ! Tuesdays are for the cigars.You can smoke as much as you want and you won't get cancer as you're dead already ! Wednesdays are for gambling - poker, blackjack whatever you want ! Thursdays are for the drugs.Cocaine, heroin, ecstasy -take what you want as you can't OD as you're dead already !"
The Devil asks the man: " Are you gay?" - "No way !" comes the reply.
The Devil says: "Ohhhh, you're going to hate Fridays then !"
"How come?"asks the dead guy.
"Well on Mondays, it's drinking day - wine, beer, vodka you name it ! Tuesdays are for the cigars.You can smoke as much as you want and you won't get cancer as you're dead already ! Wednesdays are for gambling - poker, blackjack whatever you want ! Thursdays are for the drugs.Cocaine, heroin, ecstasy -take what you want as you can't OD as you're dead already !"
The Devil asks the man: " Are you gay?" - "No way !" comes the reply.
The Devil says: "Ohhhh, you're going to hate Fridays then !"
