what are some really names that people have been given that are really bad or really funny?

I was in a store about a month ago and the owner was trying to get a customer to tell him her middle name. When she left he said  "I can't believe her parents called her Kandi."" He then told me her last name was Apple.

Working at a school for a while, I had the pleasure of knowing some funky names. There was Lorazapil. We figured her mother was a nurse who must like benzodiazepines.

Then there was Orangello. Or Orange Jello.

When my daughter was in preschool, there was a little girl in her class with the first name "Justa" and middle name "Nother"  .... Like just another.  (A little demeaning to my way of thinking, but other people thought it was cute.)

When I found out that my hangar monkey and friend for over 15 years real first name was Nephilim , I didn't know what to think. Never knew that was his real first name till he had to sign some papers a while back with his full name. Can't figure out where some people come up with these names. No wonder he always went by his middle name instead.

Bob Geldof's daughter: Fifi Trixibelle

Courtney Cox's daughter: Coco

David Duchovny's child: Kyd (don't know if this is a boy or girl)

Bono's daughter: Memphis Eve

Forest Whitaker's daughter: Ocean

Robert Rodriguez's child: Rocket

Shannyn Sossamon's daughter: Audio Science

Beyonce and Jay Z daughter Blue Ivy.

A man my Mom knew was called .... W.B. Darling.  The WB stood for Welcome Baby.

I knew a guy named Marcus Farcus.

I knew someone who named their dog Dustin and their son Hezikiah!  Lol

There was a girl who graduated high school with my brother named Candy Barr.  But the name bugs me most, and I have seen a number of times, Nevaeh. Heaven backwards.

Another is Rilya Wilson. Her crackhead mother named her that as an acronym for Remember I Love You Always. If you care to do a search on her story you will find the one thing that poor little girl never got was love.  But that isn't what this question is about.

Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen named their son Wolfgang. They call him Wolfie for short.