What Are Some Good Comebacks?

1.) Acting like a dick wnt make up for your small one
2.) haters are just confused admirers
3.) Love me , hate me you're still thinking about me 8)
4.) I could ask you to look in the mirror , but then again you don't have one.8)
5.) erm if you don't mind , can I ignore you?
6.) I could go on listing all the bad things about you , but I'll be here forever
7.) Fool: Go get a life!.....You: My life started when I was born , when did yours start? Tday? No wonder you have soo many abnormalities.
8.) hating me , wont make you any prettier...8)
9.) if you don't like me then I'm afraid I have only one thing to say to you. Turn your back and walk away cus this is ME and I will not change for Nobody!

A solid right hook usually works wonders!

I'd be like, if they ask a question in an insulting way be like "I don't
know, ask your mom I was with her last night." I'm like the QUEEN of
your mom jokes. Me and like my bestie Callie have told a ton.

Daisy: Look Callie it's a cow. Remind me of your mom.

Callie: My mom IS a cow. I'm like half cow. You don't even know my life.

Daisy: You just missed it. There was a really big rock.

Callie: Your mom's a really big rock..

Daisy: Your mom lives on a really big rock.

Callie: I live on your mom.

Callie: All houses that have windows that don't have shutters are messed
up.

Daisy: That house is messed up.

Callie: Your mom is messed up.

Daisy: Your mom's baby is messed up.

Callie: I am not.

LMFAO

Let them insult you, the tell them 'hey, so how long since you were born, and how long have I known you? Wait, surely if you have the time to insult me you could at least come up with a better insult, since you have no life, you should invest your time in making a better insult.. Me, well I'm bored and this is boring.. So yep call me back when you have a better insult and ill judge it from 1 to 10..''

Don't use  your mama jokes. Sometimes it just depends on the fight. But something I like to do is when somebody says something to provoke a fight, Just say " I'm sorry I didn't catch that" * pause to let them start to repeat themselves* then go on to say " I don't speak Bitch!!!!"

Depends on what you're fighting about :3

You stink......

You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

Mine is not PG lol

Your momma so ugly she can only be your momma

I'm busy, can I ignore you some other time?

You're the blueprint for building an idiot!

Well that depends.if they say your a nerd say "just because I get better grades than your dumb*** doesnt mean I'm a nerd!" or if they call you retarded say "only after talking to you !"

If they say you look ugly...just say:well you know what,I don't feel sorry for blind people coz they don't have to see your ugly face

Thats hard to answer when we don't have an idea of what youre coming back at...

Depends on what I'm coming back at!!
But basically "yo mama, yo daddy, yo bald headed granny she 99 she think fine she broke it down with frankenstein"
Lol!!(:

Well, whatever say they to, just say if that's all you have to say about me, then I must have a lot going for myself then.

Normally, when I'm in a fight and I run out of comebacks I just interrupt what they are trying to say with the word "what?" over and over again. Eventually they will get frustrated and quit talking.

Yeah well...hey, your tongue is turning purple!

The best revenge is not letting it get to you. Be happy and keep going on with life. Happiness will really piss off whoever's trying to bring you down, it means you're still winning.

The best counter I know is Matt steiflers  bag piper scene from the movie " American pie Band camp "

if you want to try it , don't forget that you are a girl

Your mama so fat she comes from both side of the family
shut your mouth before you start catch fly
you smell like ten day old cabbage water
you are so ugly when you were born the doctor almost circumsized your nose :)

Your a p*o eating, t*t waggling smelly custard cream =)....that was a direct answer (hehe jks =))

Alexia leave it to the pros XD...you greasy c*ck sucking oreo licking, double dippin noodle n*b =)

You are so insecure you have to insult me.
You do not know anything about me at all.
You are so NOT perfect.
Say what you want, I am not hearing a blah you say, I mean word.